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  • Yogi Bear 8 months ago

    “Are owl birds?” “Great Whites are the sharks of the sea””Humming Birds are the sharks of the sky.”-Jordan Maron

  • In the beginning the Universe was created. This angered lots of people and is regarded as a bad move 8 months ago

    A wise man once hold me….

    hummingbirds are the sky of the sharks….

    he was probably drunk.

  • connor k 8 months ago

    He spelled fire worng

  • Jelluu 8 months ago

    hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky haha hehe im so funny

    stop it isnt funny

  • bullet kin 8 months ago


  • DataDrainer7 8 months ago

    Jardon you fool! Jumping with a knockback stick adds Nothing to your swing, all it does is make you more prone to knockback effects yourself.

  • Denial Youtube 8 months ago

    I really jordans kinda a noob at these games don’t jump when u hit and the other guy has a knock back stick you’ll get launched farther away

  • CharmanderMC 20 8 months ago

    Jardon. Stop. Jumping. Also, are owls birds? I would also like to let you know that hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky my dood.

  • FearlyAnnoyingPunk 8 months ago

    Sharks are the humming birds of fire

  • Thieving Flygon 8 months ago

    “There’s something about me that gravitates towards edges.” … Xeen…. we need to talk

  • Cody Mullins 8 months ago


  • Forgetfulcandy2 8 months ago

    Make mote of these videos with X33N I love them all

  • BarnZarn 123 8 months ago

    I have an idea: Sparklez falls off map. X33N: Horray! Suddenly explosion apears below X33n

  • Hyper Copter17 8 months ago


  • richie derosas 8 months ago

    x33n dies to sparklez

  • YaBoii Seamus 8 months ago

    When does he say, “hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky”?

  • gay

  • gurillaradio 8 months ago

    When Jordan said “I’m fighting a foe I can’t see.” I immediately thought of invisible enemy by August Burns Red… Am I the only one?

  • Lazarus Edwards 8 months ago

    captainsparkelz is actually desiigner

  • BriBri Forever 8 months ago

    Is it just me or does Jordan sound like desiigner when he hits X33N

  • Ndosbeos Dshsksne 8 months ago

    Skys are the sharks of the hummingbirds

  • Jcshimada Reaper 8 months ago

    Owls aren’t birds~Jordan Maron 2017

  • Denise Sta. Ana 8 months ago

    Let play minecraft comment if you want

  • Quantum Animations 8 months ago

    I see why Trollcraft will never come back… It’s because Jordan has become more powerful than Xeen

  • Rosa Binnendijk 8 months ago

    Oh my God Jordan seriously? That’s not a checkerboard. It’s a chessboard. Checkerboards have 10×10 fields while chess has 8×8.

  • Murphy Schnauzer 8 months ago

    I miss Crainer and Ssundee but sadly Pixelmon will never happen and Trollcraft isn’t entertaining 🙁

  • Murphy Schnauzer 8 months ago

    My fav starter is Turtwig but sparklez not being much of a Pokemon fan has no idea that gen 4 exists

  • Georgi Ganchev 8 months ago

    “The Orthorhyncus Cristatus is the equivalent of the Carcharhinus Leucas in the aerial space above the surface of the Earth” – Jordan Ufool Maron, 2017

  • Caspar Lindsay- German 8 months ago

    plz sub to me guys

  • DankBoneDaddy 8 months ago


  • The Dome Lord 8 months ago

    Why did he say brat?

  • Keshav Shylesh 8 months ago

    yo Xeen u like a owl you fly wait… are owls birds?

  • Daniël Fuhres 8 months ago

    Hey Capt’n? Did you know that your voice is very~ similar to Ze’s? =3

  • EvilLiger 8 months ago

    Sharks are the hummingbirds of the ocean

  • Pygmy Rhino 8 months ago

    Was I the only one triggered by the fact that the queens were on the wrong colour?

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